Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough,

Oh my god. I haven't updated this in FOREVER. I've been, like, so busy.

Halloween and Homecoming were great and then there was that whole election thing. I'm so glad that's over, by the way. I mean, Obama seems, like, great and everything but I don't really like politics unless it's for student council or something but that's different.

WHY are they making us read this book? So, I thought it would be like one of those old movies with the cowboy hats that dad watches sometimes. I mean, it had Western in the title. Instead it's about war. Who wants to read about that? I mean, movies about it are fine and everything but BOOKS?

I don't see why all these theme days are supposed to improve moral or whatever. I guess some of them could be kind of cool if people had, like, guidance on how to make it work or something. Like, tomorrow you KNOW some fat gir someone's going to come in in some outfit that should be left for Halloween thinking they look like Marilyn Monroe.

Why are teachers SO unreasonable? It's not my FAULT that I have other priorities. I mean, it's Milan fashion week. My favorite fashion week! Except for sometimes Paris and sometimes New York and London can be fun but IRREGARDLESS I can't be expected to write a paper on some boring old rocks when so much is going on in the world.

I heard about the lunches at Forks. I'm so glad that doesn't happen at Sunnydale. Not that I would have gotten sick because I already know not to eat schools lunches. They're so fattening and they have these preservetives preservatives. That's why I bring salad from home.

I meant to write before, I REALLY did, but then Joey called and he had already made reservations at Chez Pierre and he was just so excited about it that I just HAD to agree to go with him. Then I had to get someone to cover for me with babysitting Tad and Tricia. I couldn't find anyone but I got the Guptys to change their plans. It's not like they would have been doing anything interesting anyway. So that took a while. And then I had to find an outfit and get ready and I just didn't have the time.

Oh, I'm Quinn Morgendorffer and I'm a freshman and Sunnydale High School! Which has been GREAT so far, except for German. I didn't even want to TAKE German. I wanted to take French but it didn't fit into my schedule or something. I mean, who learns German? Except for people from Germany obviously. And ambassadors to Germany or WHATEVER. How is it useful? Nobody wants to read German Vogue.

But I am not one to dwell on the negative because people who do age badly. There was like a study. I think.